Jendubxem is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful shrew.

Jendubxem created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jendubxem, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jendubxem, she will turn you into a plant.

Jendubxem's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Jendubxem's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. You must love Jendubxem.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never feed cherries to porpoises while wearing pink ear rings.

5. Put Jendubxem first in all things.