Yogzed is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental wyvern.

Yogzed created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogzed, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yogzed, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yogzed's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yogzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. Never talk about gulls.