Sasrulnur is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, strong bird.

Sasrulnur created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sasrulnur, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sasrulnur, she will turn you into a duck.

Sasrulnur's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Sasrulnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.