Nurlmipsab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless dog.

Nurlmipsab created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlmipsab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurlmipsab, it will cry a lot.

Nurlmipsab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Nurlmipsab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nurlmipsab on top of all buildings.