Dossyokcumfob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sage skunk.

Dossyokcumfob created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossyokcumfob, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dossyokcumfob, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Dossyokcumfob's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dossyokcumfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine horses in a large pit.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must love Dossyokcumfob.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Learn three new languages a year.