Bunnarrak is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, idiotic bear.

Bunnarrak created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunnarrak, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bunnarrak, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bunnarrak's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bunnarrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to mice while wearing pink boots.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.