Arfcid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful dragon.

Arfcid created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfcid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Arfcid, she will be very sad.

Arfcid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Arfcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Arfcid must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not shave your hands.