Cunbiffad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust fox.

Cunbiffad created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunbiffad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunbiffad, she will be very unhappy.

Cunbiffad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cunbiffad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Hide from magenta pigs for they are unholy.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.