Listtenmobfat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, tiresome penguin.

Listtenmobfat created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listtenmobfat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Listtenmobfat, he will turn you into a puffin.

Listtenmobfat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Listtenmobfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never think about gravity near eagles while wearing blue scarves and balancing six tin spheres on your neck.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.