Cadparkyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud walrus.

Cadparkyarl created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadparkyarl, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cadparkyarl, she will not invite you to parties.

Cadparkyarl's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cadparkyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cadparkyarl.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.