Ten is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, astonishing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ten created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ten, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ten, he will turn you into a sheep.

Ten's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Ten's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect seven gold sculptures of Ten on top of important buildings.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Do not keep four grasshopers in a large pit.