Canbaftail is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, strong whale.

Canbaftail created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canbaftail, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Canbaftail, it will turn you into a frog.

Canbaftail's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Canbaftail's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Canbaftail's priests.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Canbaftail must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not chop down trees.