Fablakcussbonbatkem is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, blissful manatee.

Fablakcussbonbatkem created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fablakcussbonbatkem, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fablakcussbonbatkem, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fablakcussbonbatkem's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fablakcussbonbatkem's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing brown tights.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Fablakcussbonbatkem in the centre of the settlement.