Straglatyat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witty hippopotamus.

Straglatyat created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Straglatyat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Straglatyat, he will be mildly annoyed.

Straglatyat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Straglatyat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never paint your hands black.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.