Quafdinfar is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, uncaring coyote.

Quafdinfar created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafdinfar, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quafdinfar, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Quafdinfar's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Quafdinfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near dolphins.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not covet oxen.