Kimtinyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, blissful manatee.

Kimtinyatt created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimtinyatt, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kimtinyatt, she will not care at all.

Kimtinyatt's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Kimtinyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not dye your hair white.