Stanabfar Bud is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited lion.

Stanabfar Bud created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanabfar Bud, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stanabfar Bud, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Stanabfar Bud's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Stanabfar Bud's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never paint your legs white.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.