Vanvagflan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, two-faced seal.

Vanvagflan created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanvagflan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vanvagflan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vanvagflan's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Vanvagflan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never look at galaxies.