Lunbomteen is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient hamster.

Lunbomteen created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunbomteen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lunbomteen, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Lunbomteen's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Lunbomteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured pigs.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Do not keep eight ducks in a large pit.

5. Never wear red shorts.