Rullxinjop Lipsugveen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, happy alligator.

Rullxinjop Lipsugveen created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullxinjop Lipsugveen, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rullxinjop Lipsugveen, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rullxinjop Lipsugveen's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rullxinjop Lipsugveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of snakes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.