Lit Vilkongodnabstipflag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, emotional manatee.

Lit Vilkongodnabstipflag created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lit Vilkongodnabstipflag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lit Vilkongodnabstipflag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lit Vilkongodnabstipflag's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Lit Vilkongodnabstipflag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Lit Vilkongodnabstipflag on top of all buildings.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Retreat if six tortoises approach from the east.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.