Hubxenlap is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, confident wyvern.

Hubxenlap created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubxenlap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hubxenlap, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hubxenlap's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hubxenlap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hubxenlap first in all things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must pray to Hubxenlap four times a day.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.