Nurnabloop is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, egotistical fox.

Nurnabloop created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurnabloop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nurnabloop, he will boil you in a big pot.

Nurnabloop's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nurnabloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of figs to hamsters while wearing purple rings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nurnabloop.