Paktagpaglibhigcep is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, narcissistic sheep.

Paktagpaglibhigcep created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Paktagpaglibhigcep, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Paktagpaglibhigcep, it will turn you into a dog.

Paktagpaglibhigcep's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Paktagpaglibhigcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt nematodes.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. You must love Paktagpaglibhigcep.