Mobboghiv is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent
jackal.
Mobboghiv created life three million years ago.
If you believe in
Mobboghiv, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Mobboghiv, he will turn you into a dog.
Mobboghiv's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Mobboghiv's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick cats.
2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Mobboghiv in the centre of the settlement.