Nabcubteen is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, kind spider.

Nabcubteen created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabcubteen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nabcubteen, it will turn you into a mole.

Nabcubteen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Nabcubteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow hats.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about ducks.

4. Nabcubteen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
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