Quagdunarn is a god.

It takes the form of a large, generous chicken.

Quagdunarn created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagdunarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quagdunarn, it will ignore you.

Quagdunarn's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Quagdunarn's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never hurt sheep.