Bissdadjig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, prudent grasshopper.

Bissdadjig created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissdadjig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bissdadjig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bissdadjig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bissdadjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about solid mechanics.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Do not dye your hair black.