Dissflisvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, cheerful dragonfly.

Dissflisvonk created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissflisvonk, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dissflisvonk, he will not care.

Dissflisvonk's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dissflisvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

5. Never feed lots of peas to shrews while wearing mauve boots.