Fasvincet is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain unicorn.

Fasvincet created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasvincet, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fasvincet, it will manifest in front of you.

Fasvincet's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fasvincet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never look at planets.