Mitdog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless goblin.

Mitdog created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitdog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mitdog, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mitdog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Mitdog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Mitdog.

2. Do not take Mitdog's name in vain.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat onions.