Farn is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, deceitful yak.

Farn created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Farn, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Farn, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Farn's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Farn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Feed all hungry cats.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.