Didsafjinpadquim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unfair butterfly.

Didsafjinpadquim created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didsafjinpadquim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Didsafjinpadquim, it will remove you from existence.

Didsafjinpadquim's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Didsafjinpadquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not hurt ants.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never bounce near grasshopers.