Manxemdod Sawbotbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful shark.

Manxemdod Sawbotbaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manxemdod Sawbotbaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Manxemdod Sawbotbaf, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Manxemdod Sawbotbaf's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Manxemdod Sawbotbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Retreat if four bats approach from the north.