Hapcensog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awesome raven.

Hapcensog created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hapcensog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hapcensog, she will be mildly annoyed.

Hapcensog's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hapcensog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Never chant near ducks.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.