Funwaphot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental bird.

Funwaphot created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Funwaphot, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Funwaphot, he will turn you into a tree.

Funwaphot's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Funwaphot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Put Funwaphot first in all things.

5. Never pour water over plants.