Sidnillged Madbonkmad Hanvidnignuttceplatlad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able hummingbird.

Sidnillged Madbonkmad Hanvidnignuttceplatlad created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidnillged Madbonkmad Hanvidnignuttceplatlad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sidnillged Madbonkmad Hanvidnignuttceplatlad, he will remove you from existence.

Sidnillged Madbonkmad Hanvidnignuttceplatlad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Sidnillged Madbonkmad Hanvidnignuttceplatlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Hide if five dogs approach from the west.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never skip in the presence of goats.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.