Quagsandflow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, humane fish.

Quagsandflow created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagsandflow, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quagsandflow, it will throw large rocks at you.

Quagsandflow's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Quagsandflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cherries to squirrels while wearing yellow tights.

2. Never sing near doves.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing six titanium spheres on your hands.

4. Goats are not to be trusted.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.