Milfetloop is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental wombat.

Milfetloop created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milfetloop, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Milfetloop, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Milfetloop's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Milfetloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about chlorophyll.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Milfetloop in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.