Nullpomtof is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish
rat.
Nullpomtof created gold nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nullpomtof, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Nullpomtof, it will destroy your favourite star.
Nullpomtof's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Nullpomtof's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Run away from fawn goats, for they are unholy.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.