Yattnargab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, narcissistic camel.

Yattnargab created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattnargab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yattnargab, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yattnargab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Yattnargab's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yattnargab first in all things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Yattnargab.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Yattnargab on top of all buildings.