Faryamtap is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, moody warg.

Faryamtap created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Faryamtap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Faryamtap, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Faryamtap's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Faryamtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.