Hunbepbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witty hummingbird.

Hunbepbonk created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hunbepbonk, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hunbepbonk, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hunbepbonk's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hunbepbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Learn four new languages a year.