Hangembarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective squirrel.

Hangembarn created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hangembarn, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hangembarn, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hangembarn's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hangembarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Hangembarn on top of all buildings.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near turtles while wearing indigo coats and balancing nine silver spheres on your face.