Wadgebcin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, generous fly.

Wadgebcin created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wadgebcin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wadgebcin, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wadgebcin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wadgebcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Never leap near dolphins.

4. You must love Wadgebcin.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.