Karzogbud Dagarmfagwatmetceblan is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, competent bird.

Karzogbud Dagarmfagwatmetceblan created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karzogbud Dagarmfagwatmetceblan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Karzogbud Dagarmfagwatmetceblan, he will turn you into a plant.

Karzogbud Dagarmfagwatmetceblan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Karzogbud Dagarmfagwatmetceblan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Doves are not to be trusted.

4. Never skip near birds.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.