Ken is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage squid.

Ken created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ken, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ken, it will strike you with lightening.

Ken's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never wear red ear rings.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.