Vonklibtab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, awesome gorilla.

Vonklibtab created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonklibtab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vonklibtab, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vonklibtab's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Vonklibtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Respect your elders.