Motpidbuscusslakflatflap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing scorpion.

Motpidbuscusslakflatflap created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motpidbuscusslakflatflap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Motpidbuscusslakflatflap, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Motpidbuscusslakflatflap's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Motpidbuscusslakflatflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray shoes.

2. You must love Motpidbuscusslakflatflap.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not kill tortoises.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.