Loopdussxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a large, calm otter.

Loopdussxuc created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Loopdussxuc, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Loopdussxuc, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Loopdussxuc's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Loopdussxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about tortoises.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.